After viewing a certain movie...

[deep_red_bells]

 

Dear Hollywood directors,

Killer plants are not scary. They're not, okay? NOT. SCARY. STOP TRYING TO MAKE SCARY KILLER PLANT
MOVIES.

No love,

Me.


 

Comments

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

But it has to have a source! Hack at plant until source is reached. Plant dead.

[mabofwinterdark.livejournal.com]

Not true, some plants have a spread out root system that isn't a single point.

And yes, I know this is pointless arguement.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

...Okay. But that doesn't make them scary.

Pointless arguments are the most fun!

[mabofwinterdark.livejournal.com]

The fact that you probably can't kill them before they kill you?

Of course!

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

It's a plant! I'm a slayer!

[mabofwinterdark.livejournal.com]

I'm a faerie queen and I don't like plants!

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

I'll protect you from the plants!

[mabofwinterdark.livejournal.com]

Nah, I'll make plantcicles.