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[deep_red_bells]

Claire,

Need to ask you something, kiddo.

--B




Annie,

Just letting you know you're my maid of honor, bitch. I'm not asking I'm telling. NO OPTION! NO SOUP FOR YOU! MASTER CHIEF SAY SO!

--B



Hank,

I know it's been a rough time lately, but you're still gonna be a bridesmaid in my wedding...right? I promise no ugly colors or abominations of shoes.

--B

Comments

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

B,

What's up?

-- C

RE: wedding

[hank-callahan.livejournal.com]

Bee,

If you really honestly still want me there? Wild fucking horses couldn't drag my skinny ass away.

Love you,
HDC

RE: insane demands from bridezilla-in-training

[morsus-mihi.livejournal.com]

Dearest Miss Solis, soon to be Mrs. Sark,

You're insane, MASTER CHIEF OWNS YOUR ASS...and I want a shiny hat. Then you got yourself a deal.

Love and muffins,
Tucker