[The10spot] Ten things you cannot stand about your partner/best friend/sibling

[deep_red_bells]

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The partner (what a horrid word):

1) He's not around enough.
2) He's a dirty rotten tease.
3) I'm entirely too easily manipulated by him. He turns me into putty, that's pathetic, I'm a goddamned slayer for Christ's sake, under no circumstances should I be putty.
4) He won't let me try on tacky shoes.
5) He doesn't appreciate movies with singing animals.
6) My brain doesn't seem to function properly where he's concerned.
7) I like him way too much.
8) He vexes me. I'm terribly vexed.
9) That I worry about him all the time.
10) Someday he'll lose interest in me.

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[completely and totally locked from Spike]

The best friend:

1) He leaves wet towels on the floor.
2) He stole my favorite coffee mug for blood drinking use, and I can never drink coffee out of it again.
3) He sucked me into soap operas.
4) He crushes cereal up in his pig's blood.
5) He pushed me hard in the beginning and part of me has never forgiven him for turning me into a weapon.
6) He's brutally honest when sometimes I'd prefer that he lie.
7) He's right when I don't want him to be.
8) He knows me too well.
9) He doesn't like the person mentioned in the list above.
10) Someday he'll leave me.

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The siblings:

I've never met them, but my dad took the time to actually raise them and, oh, you know, be apart of their damned lives, so we'll make that reasons 1-10.

Comments

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

All right, then.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Thanks, though. That was sweet.

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

The offer stands, you know.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Here's hoping it's never necessary, but thank you just the same.

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

You're welcome. So, how's it going?

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

I don't even know, to be honest. It's been a crazy, messed up week.

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

I know how that is. Anything in particular?

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Someone gave me a bunch of money and I have no idea what to do with it.

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

Put it somewhere in case of an emergency.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a good plan. Still doesn't answer the whole 'And someone signs five million dollars over to me...why?' question.

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

Five million is quite a lot. Who did this?

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

It was anonymous. But I think I know who did it.

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

I can see how that would be disquieting.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

It is and it isn't. See, there's a girl here, another slayer? Her mother died like almost ten years ago, and left her all this money, but she refused to touch it. According to her foster brother? She's been trying to give it away for a while.

If this is indeed her money, she picked me. I have no idea why.

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

Hmm.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Hmm indeed.

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

I'm a very suspicious man at heart. I can't imagine someone doing something like this without alterior motives.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

I know.

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

Be careful.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

I will.

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

Good.