[The10spot] Ten things you cannot stand about your partner/best friend/sibling

[deep_red_bells]

[completely and totally locked from Julian]

The partner (what a horrid word):

1) He's not around enough.
2) He's a dirty rotten tease.
3) I'm entirely too easily manipulated by him. He turns me into putty, that's pathetic, I'm a goddamned slayer for Christ's sake, under no circumstances should I be putty.
4) He won't let me try on tacky shoes.
5) He doesn't appreciate movies with singing animals.
6) My brain doesn't seem to function properly where he's concerned.
7) I like him way too much.
8) He vexes me. I'm terribly vexed.
9) That I worry about him all the time.
10) Someday he'll lose interest in me.

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[completely and totally locked from Spike]

The best friend:

1) He leaves wet towels on the floor.
2) He stole my favorite coffee mug for blood drinking use, and I can never drink coffee out of it again.
3) He sucked me into soap operas.
4) He crushes cereal up in his pig's blood.
5) He pushed me hard in the beginning and part of me has never forgiven him for turning me into a weapon.
6) He's brutally honest when sometimes I'd prefer that he lie.
7) He's right when I don't want him to be.
8) He knows me too well.
9) He doesn't like the person mentioned in the list above.
10) Someday he'll leave me.

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The siblings:

I've never met them, but my dad took the time to actually raise them and, oh, you know, be apart of their damned lives, so we'll make that reasons 1-10.

Comments

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

*hugs* Just because you need them.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

*Is hugged!* I need to cut out the emo today, honestly. :-/

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

I think maybe it's going around. It's just an emo kind of thing right now.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

I'd say it must be something in the water? But I doubt we drink the same water. Maybe it's something in the mystical vibes or...something. :P

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

And how does he vex you?

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

I can't even begin to tell you the many ways, Mr. B.

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

Want me to have a word with him?

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Oh, no. It's not...it's nothing bad, I promise. He's just a puzzle.

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

All right, then.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Thanks, though. That was sweet.

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

The offer stands, you know.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Here's hoping it's never necessary, but thank you just the same.

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

You're welcome. So, how's it going?

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

I don't even know, to be honest. It's been a crazy, messed up week.

[hornrimmed.livejournal.com]

I know how that is. Anything in particular?

[hank-callahan.livejournal.com]

If you think Spike'll ever leave you, you're batshit crazy.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Everybody leaves eventually, bubula, one way or another.

[hank-callahan.livejournal.com]

Not family...and death's a mitigating factor.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Okay kid. I won't spew my cynicism.

[hank-callahan.livejournal.com]

Dude...you seriously need to talk to my dad more if you're that bad.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Honey, my conversations with your father never end well. Ever.

[hank-callahan.livejournal.com]

Dork. That's because you don't really talk to him! Just sit down one day and start talking.

Seriously...I know my shit. He'll knock you on your ass. In a good way.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

...He makes me uncomfortable.

[hank-callahan.livejournal.com]

...dude, how's that even possible?

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

I don't know. He just...does. Sometimes.