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The partner (what a horrid word):
1) He's not around enough.
2) He's a dirty rotten tease.
3) I'm entirely too easily manipulated by him. He turns me into putty, that's pathetic, I'm a goddamned slayer for Christ's sake, under no circumstances should I be putty.
4) He won't let me try on tacky shoes.
5) He doesn't appreciate movies with singing animals.
6) My brain doesn't seem to function properly where he's concerned.
7) I like him way too much.
8) He vexes me. I'm terribly vexed.
9) That I worry about him all the time.
10) Someday he'll lose interest in me.
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[completely and totally locked from Spike]
The best friend:
1) He leaves wet towels on the floor.
2) He stole my favorite coffee mug for blood drinking use, and I can never drink coffee out of it again.
3) He sucked me into soap operas.
4) He crushes cereal up in his pig's blood.
5) He pushed me hard in the beginning and part of me has never forgiven him for turning me into a weapon.
6) He's brutally honest when sometimes I'd prefer that he lie.
7) He's right when I don't want him to be.
8) He knows me too well.
9) He doesn't like the person mentioned in the list above.
10) Someday he'll leave me.
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The siblings:
I've never met them, but my dad took the time to actually raise them and, oh, you know, be apart of their damned lives, so we'll make that reasons 1-10.
The partner (what a horrid word):
1) He's not around enough.
2) He's a dirty rotten tease.
3) I'm entirely too easily manipulated by him. He turns me into putty, that's pathetic, I'm a goddamned slayer for Christ's sake, under no circumstances should I be putty.
4) He won't let me try on tacky shoes.
5) He doesn't appreciate movies with singing animals.
6) My brain doesn't seem to function properly where he's concerned.
7) I like him way too much.
8) He vexes me. I'm terribly vexed.
9) That I worry about him all the time.
10) Someday he'll lose interest in me.
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[completely and totally locked from Spike]
The best friend:
1) He leaves wet towels on the floor.
2) He stole my favorite coffee mug for blood drinking use, and I can never drink coffee out of it again.
3) He sucked me into soap operas.
4) He crushes cereal up in his pig's blood.
5) He pushed me hard in the beginning and part of me has never forgiven him for turning me into a weapon.
6) He's brutally honest when sometimes I'd prefer that he lie.
7) He's right when I don't want him to be.
8) He knows me too well.
9) He doesn't like the person mentioned in the list above.
10) Someday he'll leave me.
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The siblings:
I've never met them, but my dad took the time to actually raise them and, oh, you know, be apart of their damned lives, so we'll make that reasons 1-10.
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Date: 2008-05-02 08:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-02 08:50 pm (UTC)Try it, sister.
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Date: 2008-05-02 09:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-02 09:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-02 09:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-02 09:54 pm (UTC)Translation: I just slapped both your asses in a set of mystical handcuffs. Suck on that.
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Date: 2008-05-02 09:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-02 09:58 pm (UTC)Not hard.
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Date: 2008-05-02 10:00 pm (UTC)This is STUPID, Jules. This is fucking ridiculous.
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Date: 2008-05-02 10:06 pm (UTC)So, as a wise woman once said...suck. On. THAT.